DOMINATE HAIR PRODUCTS: KARAOKE

The advert titled KARAOKE was done by COLENSO BBDO advertising agency for DOMINATE HAIR PRODUCTS (MIX LIMITED company) in New Zealand. It was released in the February 2007. Business sector is Cosmetics & beauty products.

Credits:

• Advertising Agency: COLENSO BBDO, NEW ZEALAND, Auckland
  Creative Director: Richard Maddocks
  Scriptwriter: Kimberley Ragan/Rebecca Johnson-Pond
  Agency Producer: Richard Mayo-Smith
  Account Supervisor: Scott Coldham
  
  
  Script in English
  MVO:Ok. To all those guys, those confused blokes out there, who are feeling the pressure to read one of those, S.P.Q.R, bloody, D.K.N.Y, you know, fruitcake magazines. Stop right there. Get back on the toilet, and grab that lesbian porn, because you’re a man, and the world needs more of you. You know? Who’ll smoke cigars in the waiting room, while everyone’s having sympathy pains and passing out? It’s a baby, dickhead, and only someone with a uterus inside them has labour pains, ok, and cares about booties. Who’ll run round the block while everyone’s doin’ that
  viba-training, or vibra-training, with the things tied round them? You know, why don’t you just tape a dildo to your chest and grow a bloody clitoris. Who’ll have a pitbull while everyone’s buying those non-moulting, you know, little balls of crap, bloody poodle, shits, or whatever the hell they are? You know, who’s gonna have a pitbull that’s doing the bitch next door, while Twinkles is riding your big toe. Eh? And who’ll look at their hair just long enough to shove some Dominate in it, while everyone else is giving themselves, you know, looking at the side and doing blue-steels in the mirror, and bloody singing karaoke to Celine Dion? Eh? You will. Because you’re a man, so stop tucking it between your legs. Let your male side Dominate. Visit dominatehair.com for a free trial.
  Brief Explanation
  The VO is read in an accent iconic to New Zealand and Australia, that is synonymous with manliness.