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FOOD: VOTE LAMB

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Released: January 2007
Advertiser: MEAT AND LIVESTOCK AUSTRALIA MEAT AND LIVESTOCK AUSTRALIA
Brand name: FOOD FOOD
Advertising Agency: BMF BMF
Country: AUSTRALIA AUSTRALIA
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The advert titled VOTE LAMB was done by BMF advertising agency for FOOD (MEAT AND LIVESTOCK AUSTRALIA company) in AUSTRALIA. It was released in the January 2007.

Credits:

  • Advertising Agency: BMF, AUSTRALIA, Sydney
    Executive Creative Director: Warren Brown
    Scriptwriter: Dennis Koutoulogenis/Dale McGuinness
    Agency Producer: Louise Hodgson
    Account Supervisor: Sarah Crane
    Advertiser's Supervisor: David Thomason
    Director: Trent O'Donnell
    Sound Engineer: Barry Stewart


    Script in English

    MVO:Men and women of Australia. In this election year, unAustralianism remains as prevalent as exposed genitals on a reality television show. For example, the rise in ads about erectile dysfunction and premature ejaculation. Is there anything more unAustralian than having an enlarged prostate rammed down your throat when you’re eating your cornflakes? Besides, the best nasal delivery technology is the aroma of a barbecued Lamb chop up your nose - that’ll get your juices flowing. And unAustralianism was epitomized by the gutless performance of the Poms, who spoilt the farewells of our cricketing legends, by rolling over like Baygoned ‘roaches
    on a lino floor, and then refused to hand over the Ashes. It’s an absolute disgrace. So men and women of Australia, it’s time for the Australia Day Party. My multi-pronged “Lamb Plan” will take tax cuts off the table and dish out Lamb cuts instead. And reduce global warming with uranium-powered barbies. Think how many Lamb chops a portable nuclear reactor could cook. If the koala-suit wearing, tree-hugging, alfalfa-munching lobby has a problem with that, they can chain themselves to the nearest plane. I hear North Korea’s nice this time of year. My fellow Australians, I have a dream. That by Australia Day 2007, no Australian child will be living without
    a nice, juicy Lamb chop. And I have a dream, that on Australia Day, mung beans and Lamb chops can sit together, side by side on the same plate – as long as it’s not mine. And I have a dream, that Lamb can unite Australians of all colours and creeds – even hairy-legged, sandal-wearing lentil-eaters. So don’t be unAustralian. Vote Lamb on Australia Day, by having an Australia Day Party of your own. And for more serves from me, visit votelamb.com.au. You know it makes sense. I’m Sam Kekovich.


    Brief Explanation

    Sam Kekovich (former Australian rules football player) rails against all things unAustralian (the worst insult you can level at an Aussie)

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