FOOD: HOEDOWN

The advert titled HOEDOWN was done by CLEMENGER BBDO MELBOURNE advertising agency for FOOD (MASTERFOODS company) in AUSTRALIA. It was released in the July 2006.

Credits:

• Advertising Agency: CLEMENGER BBDO MELBOURNE, AUSTRALIA
  Creative Director: Emma Hill
  Scriptwriter: Paul Reardon/Jonas Peterson
  Agency Producer: Jaclyn Zurcas
  Account Supervisor: Ricci Meldrum/Sue Clohesy/Nick Jackson
  Sound Engineer: Dave Robertson
  
  
  Script in English
  SFX: music
  
  MVO1: Well, I’m so hungry…
  
  MVO2: How hungry you, Johnny May?
  
  MVO1: Well, I tell ya. I’m so hungry I could eat a horse.
  
  MVO2: A horse?
  
  MVO1: But not just any old horse. This is a special horse. ’Cause this old horse, well… He ate
  a chicken, and the chicken ate a cat, and the cat ate a dog, and the dog ate a frog.
  
  MVO2: Go on now! Eat them furry critters!
  
  MVO1: And the frog ate an eel, and the eel ate a panda.
  
  MVO2: A panda. That’s some endangered eatin’.
  
  MVO1: And a panda ate a mule, and the mule ate a chimp, and the chimp ate a tapir.
  
  MVO2: What in the hell is a tapir?
  
  MVO1: A tapir’s a nocturnal, mammalian quadruped that dwells in Central and South American
  jungles. Yee-haaaaaaaw.
  
  MVO2: Well, what’s it eat?
  
  MVO1: This ol’ tapir? Well he ate a moose, and the moose ate a rhino, and the rhino ate a rare-
  crested macaw. And I was so hungry, boy I ate ’em all.
  
  MVO2: Yee-haaaaaaaw.
  
  MVO1: But hold on now, there’s more! I ate L to Z in the encyclopaedia. Then I ate Werribee and
  Micronesia. I ate 33 tons of Chicken Madras and 2 full canisters of VX nerve gas. I ate an
  Emperor penguin and the Great Wall of China. 26 steaks in a California diner. Two Beluga
  whales stuffed with bratwurst. A rusty old anchor and a pickled chirst.
  
  MVO2: What the hell is a chirst?
  
  MVO1: I don’t know, I just made it up and ate it. Don’t bother going to the Maldives these days, I
  polished ’em off with some herbed mayonnaise.
  
  MVO2: So long, Maldives!
  
  MVO1: I ate a Swedish futon and a queen size doona. Then Gary Busey and Lou Gosset Junior.
  A light sea-plane and a Dutch wooden shoe, the Big Brother house, and the gay guy too.
  
  MVO2: You even ate the cameras? Well that’s just greedy!
  
  MVO1: I was hungry, so yes indeedy! Yeeee-haaaaaaaw!
  
  SFX: Fiddles and banjos
  
  MVO1: Now you go, Aussie Bill. Come on boy.
  
  MVO3: Ok, here I go now!
  
  MVO1: Sing it. Lay it on me! Yeeee-haaaaaaaw.
  
  MVO3: Well… I was so hungry I ate a Snickers.
  
  MVO2: I hate it when you do dat, Bill.
  
  MV01: That’s cheating, Aussie Bill.
  
  MVO1: Play the game, Bill. Play the game.
  
  
  Brief Explanation
  'Werribee' is a suburb outside of Melbourne, Australia. It's famous for an open sewage plantation
  that services most of Melbourne.